Dear Brad,

Dear Brad,

You are so retarded, today you broke house rule number 1: Never tell Matt when you are going to do anything, espically shower. Reason being, he will jump in the shower as soon as he can with no reason once so ever for it. He will shave his entire body, and wash his face for hours on end, I can shower in 15 minutes and do everything else in my room, but for some reason since matt beat me to the shower I dont get one until tonight. I dont understand why he can't pull his hairs out with his tweezers in his bedroom. I just dont understand. Thank-you for letting Matt leave for an entire weekend and blame me for not fisnishing his laundry. Thanks Brad for all the stupid things you do, I guess i'll go get some treatment now.